Greetings Merehumescum, seekers of truth, Operands and interlopers.

As CHOAP INC's current Head of Propaganda, my first official act in this regard is to proudly present The CHurch Of Applied Psyonetiks Mind Controlled Cultist clothing range.

If you must use a Portable Propaganda Interjection Interface, or as these Merehumescums call them 't-shirts' make sure your using a CHurch Of Applied Psyonetiks Interjection Interface.

We present for your ocular browsing perusal our Beta Collection. This is a short run of 12 designs.

#00: 'All Your Brains ... Classic': This is the classic Psyonetiks slogan, lovingly transcribed onto a portable medium in honour of our 10th Anniversary this year.

#00: costs 23USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#01: 'Evil=Smug Factor' A resounding Application of Psyonetiks Applied Science by the head of The Dept. Of Metaphysical Mysteries and related WMD Studies resulted in her coining this classic slogan. Now on a shirt to confuse all theoretical physicists, make mathematician's go 'whut?' and cover your naked flesh with. Woo.

#01 costs 25USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#03: 'MCC Gridburst Hoodie': Just the ticket for hanging around the shopping center, menacing old ladies, drinking on the streets or even indeed, going jogging in. The Mind Controlled Cultist Gridburst hoodie features the ever stylish MCC logo on the front and a sylish representation of your brain on Psyonetiks on the back. . . sizzle sizzle sizzle!

#03: costs 44USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#04: 'MCC SMUG Factor' The Evil = Smug Factor calculation and a MCC logo. C'mon? What more do you want?

#04: costs 23USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#05: 'MCC CHOAP' The MCC CHOAP showcases our new CHOAP logo. It's bendy! It's warped! It's none Elucidian! Feel free to do bad impersonations of the Twilight Zone theme song when you walk round wearing this. We do anyway ...

#05: costs 23USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#06: 'SRI CHOAP' You missed the memo? Did you not hear? Were you not at the board meeting? Oh ..right ... of course ... you already knew.

#06: costs 23USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#07: 'Cliche LS' Uh .. well .. what can you say? We had to.

#07: costs 27USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#08: 'Cliche For The Ladies' ... This one does what it says on the tin.

#08: costs 21USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#09: 'MCC What Are We made Of?': 100% Pure Fucking WIN! That's what. Taken from our new pro-active memetic campaign '08 'Operation Bastard' you too can now proudly display to people walking behind you what you are made of.

#09: costs 23USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#10: 'Ladies MCC What Are We Made Of?' Oh yes. You knows it.

#10: costs 23USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#11: 'The Heracy00' Unfortunately this design is restricted to Operational Level 16 Blue Clearance only. Move along ... nothing to see here ...

#11: Restricted

#12: 'SRI PFW' Sssssssss! Ssssssssssss! SSsssssSSSSSS ssssssssss

#12: costs 23USD and can be ordered by following this link.

#13: 'Enlightenment Is Hard' A bold striking design, featuring an as yet unseen by merehuman eyes memetic payload. Also voted #1 Most Likely T-Shirt to Arouse The Legal Dept. from their after lunch slumber in our latest committee meeting.

#13: costs 23USD and can be ordered by following this link.

Please enjoy our MCC range, as we have our team of designers locked away in sub level 101, working their talons to the bone to ready the MCC Alpha Collection. Please watch this space for the forthcoming CHOAP Shop.

Regards,

Dr. L Jon Heracy