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As a special introductory offer, the first course Levels -1 to +0 Psyonetiks, A Neo Induction are now ONLY £19.99*. We accept all major credit cards, and in rare cases we will accept payment via Meta Reduct Psypayments & the act of Resposive Direct Re-dispersal will download RGN/NRGN input direct to Psyon, via Local Node at most applicable Grid Point on your Level.

Your £19.99 is but a mere price to pay for a Multi Psyon Container Membership to the CHurch Of Applied Psyonetiks. This membership is valid through all current and previous Spatial Incarnations of applicant, using the newest CSE Applied Sciences.

But wait!

Psyonetiks: A Neo Induction has now been withdrawn from publication due to obsolescence:

This has now Replaced with Psyonetiks: 10th Anniversary Edition! Now filled with even more mind pulping reality shattering revealed STARK TRUTHS than most other cults offer in an entire lifetime, footnotes and contains 27% less filler than before!

++SMUG Redux.

Also available for your esoteric perusal, is Psyonetiks: Levels Infin - Outer, our secondary stage of Psyonetikal Esoteric Teachings, mixing the works of Dr. Heracy with some remarkably erudite fortune telling devices. Psyoentiks: Come on Wicca. Stop living in the past and grasp the future. It's not 1908 you know. Or even 1958. Abandon your fail packed self grid manipulation routines for they are stale and old. Anyway, clambering down from my High Horsie:

Levels Infin & Outer. Abandon the old archetypes. Our archetypes are new & Improved. Just like our lies. . .

We accept all major credit cards, cheques made out to 'cash', Meta Reduct Psypayments, gold bars, souls, and other forms of payment can be considered. To purchase using bank transfer via Paypal, please click on the logo below.

For all off planet and out of sector inquiries please contact Datax Helim 17, Sector 13, Alpha Plural ZZ5.

What other Meta Personality Reductive Organization can offer you complete SMUG, a sophistry so mind bindingly complex, our Infini Multi Psyon Container Membership & Psyonetiks A Neo Induction and all other future Psyonetiks publications for ONLY £19.99* ??

None.

The Operand Church Of Psyonetiks.

Washing brains since '98.

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"After subscribing to the CHurch Of Applied Psyonetiks, I felt spiritualy, emotionally & financially enlightened, after mastering many of the Applied Sciences of the Church Of Applied Psyonetiks up to a Level 23 Enhanced Neo Meta Operand, I would encourage any would be subscribers to participate in the Neo Induction Program as a path to greater personal achievement, financial gain*, enhanced +smug factors, freedom* and much, much more than your puny Base Serving /SELF Drone mind can comprehend. David N, Cheshire, UK

*Payment of £19.99 covers the first course "Levels -1 to +0 Psyonetiks, A Neo Induction, and all respective Psyonetiks publications, random access to the CHurch Of Applied Psyonetiks INC newsletter. Retroactive MPCM applies to all subscribed members of the CHurch Of Applied Psyonetiks, and all future and previous Spatial Incarnations Thereof/Herafter on this and other Levels of the Grid.

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